Repost @sylviespectacle thank you!!! And thank you everyone who stuck around and voted I am forever grateful !!!
someone over at gamefreak’s laughing their ass off over the fact that they made the most useless move in pokemon history even more useless under some very fuckin specific circumstances
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Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
i don’t think i’ve laughed that hard in a while ^^
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE SEND HELP
where did the soda go?
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初代金銀手持ちアイコン by アルク
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And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
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Cave bookshelf
NES Life by Walter Newton
Before resting your head on the pillow at night, do you dread going through the ritual of trying to make sure the alarm clock on your nightstand or smartphone is properly set? Forget all the settings, buttons, control panels, switches, and other nonsense and just flip over this cool new Lexon Flip Alarm Clock. This ingenious alarm clock makes setting an alarm and waking up to it beyond simple.
I loved this so muchHarrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]
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